1. 28 Apr



    plutarc:

    fun things to do when you’re single!!

    • masturbate
    • cry
    • do both at the same time
    • eat a whole cake by yourself 
    • cry

    (via wordysilence)

     

  2. 28 Apr


    new hat

    new hat

     

  3. 28 Apr



    i can’t find my goddamn earring.

     

  4. 27 Apr



    i’m going to get my eyebrows pierced. wow no im not i meant to say waxed and then i started thinking about getting my nose pierced in the middle of that sentence. I’m going to get my eyebrows done bc they’re out of control.

     

  5. 27 Apr


    fav

    (Source: quentintarantinos, via cussyeah-wesanderson)

     

  6. 27 Apr



    i just had this weird thought where i was giving birth and was like “Whoomp there it is”

     

  7. 27 Apr


    (via its-arrested-development)

     

  8. 27 Apr


    tbcl: 「幻の国語辞典構想」全容明らかに　記録集が完成　　：日本経済新聞 rebloggin cause i dunno whats goin on

    tbcl:

    「幻の国語辞典構想」全容明らかに　記録集が完成　　：日本経済新聞

    rebloggin cause i dunno whats goin on

    (via squidproquo)

     

  9. 27 Apr


    2kiki: and i think to myself what a wonderful world

    2kiki:

    and i think to myself

    what a wonderful world

    (via tyleroakley)

     

  10. 27 Apr


    comicsandbitches:

    theclearlydope:

    WORTH SEEING: Because you will never see a better recreation. 

    gameandwatch:

    Fox news reporting with an incredible recreation of a bear encounter.

    Dat intern doe…

    someone actually had to make that bear.

    they were like “we should do a recreation of this”

    “first we must ask witnesses to explain how bear escaped”

    “excellent. jimmy, can you make a life-sized cutout of bear”

    (Source: youtube.com, via itseasytoremember)