fun things to do when you’re single!!
- do both at the same time
- eat a whole cake by yourself
i can’t find my goddamn earring.
i’m going to get my eyebrows pierced. wow no im not i meant to say waxed and then i started thinking about getting my nose pierced in the middle of that sentence. I’m going to get my eyebrows done bc they’re out of control.
i just had this weird thought where i was giving birth and was like “Whoomp there it is”